How Evil Are You?

Hey everyone, I just took this quiz because I wanted to see how evil I am... I mean, I know I'm evil, I just wanted to see how evil :P

1. You’ve broken the law

Yeah, I helped murder the king.

2. You’ve secretly wished someone harm

Is it still secret if I told MacBeth? Nobody else knows though, LOL.

3. You’ve said something so mean it made someone cry

Well, I don’t think MacBeth cried after I said he wasn’t very manly... That would have proved me right, and MacBeth isn’t that stupid.

4. You’ve killed a bug

Uhh who hasn’t? Like seriously.

5. You’ve sought revenge on someone

Surprisingly, I really haven’t.

6. You’ve made a prank phone call

LOL, don’t tell anyone!

7. You’ve turned people against someone

I convinced MacBeth to murder Duncan, even though MacBeth was trying to be loyal and totally wasn’t going to do it at first. I exercised my powers over him, it was pretty hot ;)

8. You’ve illegally downloaded music online

I’ll never get caught :P

9. You’ve flirted with someone to make someone else jealous

No way, MacBeth is my one and only!

10. You’ve corrupted a minor

Well, I corrupted MacBeth, but he’s not a minor. So no, I guess?

11. You’ve divulged someone’s dark secret

Not a chance!

12. You’ve made fun of a retarded person

Ugh, I totally make fun of MacBeth when he’s acting like a retarded person (ie. when he was refusing to kill Duncan. I told him he was being really unmanly, LOL)

13. You hate kids

Like duh, that’s why I haven’t had any. MacBeth probably wants an heir, but I’m not really the “motherly” type (I would want my milk to turn into gall). I prefer being evil.

14. You’ve gotten in a fist fight

OMG I wish! That would be so violent, LOL. But since I’m a woman, I can’t really do that (it sucks). Firstly, I’d be way too weak, and also society says that women can’t do stuff like that. Ugh, I totally want to be unsexed!

15. You’ve been so drunk you couldn’t remember the night before

There was this weird time that I was seeing visions and walking in my sleep, but I don’t think I was drunk...

16. You’ve blamed a fart on someone else

Farting is totally un-ladylike, I always blame it on MacBeth, LOL.

17. You’ve been arrested

Not yet! ;)

18. You’ve secretly backstabbed a friend

Yeah, MacBeth and I sort of murdered Duncan while he was sleeping over at our castle.

19. You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers

Obviously!

20. You would kill for 1,000,000 dollars, if you were guaranteed not to get caught.

For sure, I could just frame the guards and it would be fine.

21. You’ve harmed yourself to get attention

I did murder myself, but it wasn’t to get attention, I swear. I was going crazy, there was nothing I could do!

22. You have a nemesis

Ugh, Lady MacDuff. She’s my character foil, and SUPER annoying. Why does she always have to be all stupid and motherly? I hope she realizes that it’s totally not attractive.

23. You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye

Sure, it’s just an eye, I doubt the person would even miss it. Plus, it would be really violent, and I ♥ violence.

24. You don’t think lying to a stranger is a big deal

It really isn’t, I lie all the time when pretending to be sweet and innocent. Also, I totally lied about Duncan’s death, LOL.

25. You’ll pick evil over stupid any day

Definitely evil!! If I was stupid, I couldn’t have been the mastermind behind plots to kill people, and you know MacBeth wouldn’t have killed Duncan on his own...

26. You aren’t bothered by seeing others in pain

LOL not at all! (But I did start feeling guilty about the murders... and I did sort of go crazy...)

27. You’d rather have world domination than world peace

Peace is so boring. MacBeth and I totally dominated as king and queen. Well, until everyone sort of turned against him, but whatever.

28. You enjoy very violent video games

YES! They are so awesome. They make up for not being able to be violent in real life, because I’m a woman.

29. You are disgusted by weak people

Eww, totally. MacBeth was being so weak the other day when he didn’t want to kill Duncan, it was a total turn off.

30. You’d rather harm an enemy than help a friend

If it means I’ll become more powerful, then, like, duh!

31. You’ve shot a gun... and liked it

Us Scottish folks are much more into swords/daggers.

32. You’d rather be a super villain than a superhero

I already AM a super villain... *muahahaha*

Did you like my evil laugh? I’ve been practicing :D

RESULT: 22/32

This means that you are extremely evil! You've probably killed multiple people, and cheated your way into a place of supreme power. Good job, keep up the evil work!

(adapted from http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz)

Act 5

Hey everyone, things right now are at their worst for me. Surprisingly, I’m actually feeling really bad about being involved in all those murders... I’m haunted every day and night by thoughts of Duncan, Banquo, and MacDuff’s family. How was it, like, even possible for the old man to have SO much blood??

I’ve been having these terrible dreams lately, they’re sort of like visions. It’s hard to describe. But I’m feeling really guilty, and there’s this annoying red spot on my hand that won’t go away! (I think it’s blood... shh don’t tell anyone!). I swear, no matter how much I rub this spot, it won’t go away!

To be honest, I think I might be losing it. I can’t handle the guilt anymore, I just can’t do it... I wish MacBeth and I hadn’t have done what we did. I was way happier back then, before we were king and queen, and before all of this happened. Why did I have to be so ambitious? Why couldn’t I just be content with what I had? I had a good life back then, and MacBeth and I really loved each other. I feel so weak now. And the English army with Malcom and MacDuff are coming...

You know what, I think I’m done with all of this. I’m done... Goodbye.

Act 4

Hi there subjects, I’m still not doing well. Today, MacBeth went back to talk to the witches, and they gave him three more prophecies, which were much more strange than the first ones. First, they told him to beware of MacDuff (like DUH, we already knew that!). Next, they told him that he can’t be harmed by any man woman born. What man isn’t woman born?? Lastly, they told him that MacBeth can’t be defeated until Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane. LOL, how can a forest come to Dunsinane? I guess that means MacBeth won’t be defeated.

Anywho, MacBeth wanted to try and take care of this whole MacDuff problem. So, he sent a group of murderers over to MacDuff’s castle and had his wife and family murdered... You know, I hate to say it, but I think MacBeth has become even more ruthless than me! Well, I gotta jet now, TTYL :/

Act 3, Scenes 3-6

Hey subjects, I just had the most terrible evening EVER, like OMG. So MacBeth hired some murderers to have Banquo and his son Fleance taken care of, but they, like, totally failed and only killed Banquo. Fleance is still a threat!

Remember how we were throwing a banquet? Well, when MacBeth came he started to act extremely strange! I’m really not kidding. Apparently he saw Banquo’s ghost sitting in his royal seat at the table. Everybody thought he was insane. First, I tried to cover for him by telling everyone that this happens all the time, and that they shouldn’t pay any attention to it. MacBeth is lucky he has me to cover for him like this. Then I tried to get him to snap out of it. I told MacBeth that he does this when he’s afraid, and that he was acting like a woman, not a man. Like, has MacBeth become completely incapable or something? Then he continued to act like a complete lunatic. I guess he thought he saw Banquo’s ghost again. I was absolutely mortified, and had to get everyone to leave before we’d really even started! Why can’t MacBeth just DEAL with it?

And things just keep on getting worse. MacDuff purposefully didn’t show up tonight. He hasn’t supported MacBeth’s reign at all, and we think he might try to oppose it. Great, another threat to deal with... Anyways, MacBeth is going to go talk to the witches again tomorrow. Hopefully we can find out more information. For now, I’m going to try and sleep, but MacBeth and I haven’t been getting very much of it lately. TTYL :(

Act 3, Scenes 1-2

Hello my loyal subjects, it’s me, your queen! MacBeth and I are now living at the royal palace. It’s been going alright, but MacBeth is having trouble sleeping at night. He still feels really bothered about murdering Duncan.

MacBeth and I have become really nervous about Banquo. The witches predicted that Banquo’s sons would become kings, which isn’t good for us! That means that the throne might not be passed on to a son of ours, but to a son of Banquo’s (OMG)! After all we did to get the crown, we are SO not going to just give it away to Banquo’s son! Also, Banquo is the only other person who knows about the witches’ prophecies. If he revealed that, then, everyone would be more than suspicious of how MacBeth became king! That would be, like, really bad!

I’ve been feeling really weird and anxious lately. I know this sounds strange, but I feel like even after all we’ve put into becoming the king and queen, I still don’t feel happy or content. And MacBeth has been keeping to himself a lot lately. I thought that maybe this whole thing would bring us more together, but I feel like we’ve become sort of distant. MacBeth has been saying that he’d almost rather be dead than be going through this terrible anxiety and sleeplessness. He’s also upset because there are still threats to the throne that need to be dealt with. I tried to comfort him, and tell him he should act happy and cheerful at the banquet we are having tonight. Hopefully things will get better. :/

Act 2, Scenes 3-4

Hey peasants! So this morning, everyone found out that King Duncan had been murdered. It totally looked like the guards had done it. I tried to act completely shocked and dismayed (I’m so good at pretending to be an innocent female!). MacBeth is obviously still a little out of it. He came and made this big deal about how he’d gone into a fury and killed the guards. It was really random and suspicious (I think MacDuff noticed). Good going MacBeth... NOT. I covered up by pretending to faint. MacBeth seriously owes me one.

After that, Malcom and Donalbain, the king’s sons, decided to flee Scotland. Everyone thought that was pretty suspicious, which is good because it steers everybody’s suspicion away from MacBeth.

Now, since the king is dead, and his sons have gone away, it has been decided that MacBeth will be made king!!! YES! Success at last! Soon, we will be riding off to Scone so that MacBeth can be crowned. But, MacDuff, for some reason, decided to go home instead of to the coronation... perhaps he is suspicious. Oh well, I don’t really like MacDuff, he’s obnoxious.

I better get going to the Throne of Scone now! TTYL!

Act 1, Scenes 6-7, and Act 2, Scenes 1-2

Yo peasants, how’s it hanging? LOL, tonight I did such a good job of acting fake-friendly to King Duncan, he didn’t suspect a thing, and thought I was a great hostess! But OMG, MacBeth was being seriously indecisive about whether or not he should kill Duncan (just do it!). Like, he said he would do it if there wouldn’t be any consequences... but then he also said that Duncan was a really great leader, and that it would be wrong to murder his own king, especially after he gave him a new thaneship.

I was totally P-ed off by that, so I told MacBeth that he was being a total coward (and loser). I also told him that since he refused to murder Duncan, he wasn’t really a man. LOL, I knew that would bother him. I mean, I know MacBeth probably felt really bad after that, but I had to do what was necessary; killing Duncan will bring good things for both of us. MacBeth said he was worried about failing, but I told him that as long as he was courageous, he wouldn’t fail (see, I was encouraging him and giving him peer support!). After I talked with him, MacBeth was totally onboard with my plan. Haha I have so much power over MacBeth :D

Here’s the plan: Duncan will be tired from today’s journey, so he’ll fall sound asleep. We’ll get his two guards totally wasted, then MacBeth can sneak in, stab Duncan with the guard’s daggers, then leave them by the guards and smear them with Duncan’s blood. Nobody will know it was us!

So, I got everything ready for MacBeth to come and do the deed. I guess I could have done it myself at that point, but Duncan kind of looked like my father as he slept... Ahh I can’t be thinking like that! Anyways, MacBeth went in and did the deed, and seemed really shaken afterward. And, he forgot to leave the daggers beside the guards, which was totally annoying. I had to go put them back myself, because MacBeth was being a total loser and refused to go back! And afterward, we kept hearing this knocking noise, it was really weird. MacBeth kept freaking out, so I told him that a little water would clear us of this deed.

Tomorrow, we’re just going to act really shocked and upset... there’s no way anybody will figure out it was us! I’m going to go to bed now, hopefully MacBeth can calm down and stop acting like such a n00b. TTYL!

Act 1, Scene 5 (continued)

Hey peasants, hasn’t the weather just been SO stormy lately? Like, OMG it must be terrible not to be in a castle right now... LOL not that I actually care about you. So I’ve been thinking a lot about this whole MacBeth-becoming-king-prediction-thingy... You know, I think MacBeth might be too nice and full of the milk of human kindness to do what’s necessary to take the crown (which is totally annoying).

Anyways, MacBeth is bringing Duncan over to our castle tonight. Ugh, I can’t believe MacBeth gave me such short notice! Typical. I have no idea which dress I’m going to wear.

OMG, you know what, I’m going to have to be way less feminine if I’m going to go through with this... Only a man would be capable of doing something so violent, so I need to be much more masculine. It would be VERY evil and violent if we killed King Duncan... and I’m really into evil and violence these days, I think it really flatters me :P. I really want to be unsexed and filled with cruelty. I don’t want to feel any remorse or human compassion! Ugh, I wish I was a man so I could just kill Duncan myself. Only men can be so bold and violent. Being a woman is so dumb, I just want to be evil!

Well, since I can’t do this myself, it’s a good thing that I can manipulate MacBeth into doing my “evil bidding”. I mean, he IS pretty ambitious, but he just doesn’t have that extra evilness it’ll take to murder Duncan. But you know what, that’s why he has me. I can talk him into doing what he needs to do. It sucks not to be able to murder people on my own, but at least I can use MacBeth. Fate does want him to become king! ;)

I’ve G2G now, I’m going to go hang out with MacBeth for a while. TTYL!

Act 1, Scenes 1-5

Hey there peasants, Lady M here. Today MacBeth had a really awesome day; so I did too! I was just reading a Facebook message that MacBeth sent me about what happened. MacBeth and his BFF Banquo, who are both generals in the army, were in a battle with these Irish invaders led by MacDonwald. MacBeth was sooo courageous, and unseamed MacDonwald from the nave to the chops, which sounds super cool. And, after that they still fought fearlessly against these Norweyan invaders, who were being helped by the Thane of Cawdor, who’s a total traitor! King Duncan was, like, so totally impressed and thought MacBeth did an awesome job (yay!).

Then, after the battle when MacBeth and Banquo were just hanging out, they met these three witches. I mean, that is kind of weird, but then the witches predicted that MacBeth would become Thane of Cawdor, and also the King of Scotland! And they also said something about Banquo, but I don’t really care right now. Anyways, then Ross came and told them that the old Thane of Cawdor had been executed, and that Duncan had decided he was giving the Thaneship of Cawdor to MacBeth! Woah, now he’s the thane of Glamis AND Cawdor. (LOL I love MacBeth).

But anyway, isn’t it like totally strange how one of the witches’ prophecies actually came true? Hey... what do you think are the chances that MacBeth will become King of Scotland too? That would be SO cool, MacBeth and I would be so ultimately powerful, and totally on the A-list. If MacBeth became King, it would benefit me just as much. I’m a really ambitious person, (I also think ambition is super attractive), so I really want to become the queen of Scotland. MacBeth and I would be totally supreme. OMG, I would be SO happy if I could be queen, like wouldn’t that just be so awesome? I want it so bad... and you know what, there totally isn’t anything wrong with wanting to be more. And plus, the witches did predict it, so it’s like fate or something. But, you know, if fate is going to be slow, or whatever, we should probably help it along. It’s going to happen anyways, so there really isn’t anything wrong with speeding it up.

The only thing is, Duncan just named Malcom the heir to his throne... that could totally pose a problem for us. I’ll have to think of a really clever plan. Anyways, I’m going to go boss around some of my servants for a while. TTYL :D